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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Our New "High Rollers" Program

We're proud to announce our new "High Rollers Program"! We've gotten requests to raise our gift values above the $100 mark, and we've decided to honor your request.

It's called the "High Rollers" program. So now you can receive even more elaborate and upscale gifts from bigger brands. The program ranges gifts valued from $120 thru $200.

Impress your friends and join the "High Rollers Program" today.  You'll be happy you did.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Funny Encounter

I  was thinking I'd do a blog today about funny encounters I've had with complete strangers who have been fascinated with our company.
One time, was in the winter of  '09. I had driven up to our local car detailer to get my car washed. Once I pull in, the owner's son, who's also a worker there saw, our company sign on my truck and just started asking thousands of questions. I didn't mind though, that just meant he was intrigued. Now, I don't remember any other question but the very last one. He asked, "So, can you buy my wife some sexy lingerie?"
In my head I'm thinking, "What?!  This guy is hilarious!"  I had to break it to him, "Sorry sir, we don't get that
personal."

HolidayPatrol.com to the Resue For All Men On Planet Earth

You haven’t been hiding under a rock, the HolidayPatrol.com has. This website, hands down, is the best kept secret for every man on this planet!

Not only does the Holiday Patrol gift-shop on a man’s behalf, they’ll even ship gifts off for them too!

As one reviewer of the website says, “They (the Holiday Patrol) keep a lot of guys out of the dog house. Woof! Woof!” 

And it’s true! I can’t count how many times I hear women complain about their husbands giving them a vacuum or pots for their anniversary. Let’s just say the day doesn’t end too well.

That’s why, with the HolidayPatrol.com, all the guy has to do is go online, tell the site when his anniversary or whatever holiday it may be, answer a few simple, quick questions and the Holiday Patrol will examine his selection. Once that’s all said and done, the company will carefully examine the customer’s selection and personally go out and shop for the best-fit gift.

Don’t assume they’ll shop for cheesy gifts. No way! You’ll be surprised when your wife gets a bracelet from “Tiffany’s”. Yeah, that Tiffany’s! Everything the Holiday Patrol ships out is always good quality. You’ll find gifts from “Best Buy”, “Edible Arrangements”, “Bath & Body Works”, and “Sephora” just to name a few big brands.

So if you’re that type of guy who gets a thrill out of going gift shopping, then, this is definitely not the place for you. But if you’re that guy who can’t stand the frustration of shopping for your lady because you have no clue what women want, then run, don’t walk to the HolidayPatrol.com. Don’t worry; they’ve got your back, they allow you to place orders up to a year in advance. That gives you more of a reason to do what makes sense and take advantage of the Holiday Patrol.