Football Season!

Alright, football season is finally hear.  Nothing like it.  Although the Eagles lost to the Packers last night, that's fine. Just the first game of the season, right?

Anyway, the majority of the people who has taken a likening to our website, HolidayPatrol.com, are huge...HUGE football fans!  Just thought you'd like to know.

Nerds Are Cool!

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."-Bill Gates

I know this is completely off topic, but, nerds are cool!  I, myself, am not one, but had an admiration for them in high school and still, til' this day. Popular kids were boring to me. It always fascinated me how the smart kids could ace every test and break down the meaning of a certain subject or topic upon request.  Or even how fast they can learn a language! sheesh! 

Anyway, nerds are really cool!  And if you are a nerd, kudos!

Celebrites Hate Shopping Too!

You'd think that any millionaire would love to shop, since they have the "dough" for it, especially celebrities.  But apparently, this isn't so.  Surprisingly,  pop diva, Madonna, boy band singer, Nick Jonas, "Get Me To the Greek" star Russell Brand, and actress Maria Menounos all say they "hate shopping!".

Hey, you like what you like.  Right?

We Love Hospitality

We love hospitality! What a great way for hotel and bed and breakfast owners to honor their special and/or most valuable lodgers with gifts from us entirely on your behalf.

Our New "High Rollers" Program

We're proud to announce our new "High Rollers Program"! We've gotten requests to raise our gift values above the $100 mark, and we've decided to honor your request.

It's called the "High Rollers" program. So now you can receive even more elaborate and upscale gifts from bigger brands. The program ranges gifts valued from $120 thru $200.

Impress your friends and join the "High Rollers Program" today.  You'll be happy you did.

Funny Encounter

I  was thinking I'd do a blog today about funny encounters I've had with complete strangers who have been fascinated with our company.

One time, was in the winter of  '09. I had driven up to our local car detailer to get my car washed. Once I pull in, the owner's son, who's also a worker there saw, our company sign on my truck and just started asking thousands of questions. I didn't mind though, that just meant he was intrigued. Now, I don't remember any other question but the very last one. He asked, "So, can you buy my wife some sexy lingerie?"

In my head I'm thinking, "What?!  This guy is hilarious!"  I had to break it to him, "Sorry sir, we don't get that

personal."

HolidayPatrol.com to the Resue For All Men On Planet Earth

You haven’t been hiding under a rock, the HolidayPatrol.com has. This website, hands down, is the best kept secret for every man on this planet!

Not only does the Holiday Patrol gift-shop on a man’s behalf, they’ll even ship gifts off for them too!

As one reviewer of the website says, “They (the Holiday Patrol) keep a lot of guys out of the dog house. Woof! Woof!” 

And it’s true! I can’t count how many times I hear women complain about their husbands giving them a vacuum or pots for their anniversary. Let’s just say the day doesn’t end too well.

That’s why, with the HolidayPatrol.com, all the guy has to do is go online, tell the site when his anniversary or whatever holiday it may be, answer a few simple, quick questions and the Holiday Patrol will examine his selection. Once that’s all said and done, the company will carefully examine the customer’s selection and personally go out and shop for the best-fit gift.

Don’t assume they’ll shop for cheesy gifts. No way! You’ll be surprised when your wife gets a bracelet from “Tiffany’s”. Yeah, that Tiffany’s! Everything the Holiday Patrol ships out is always good quality. You’ll find gifts from “Best Buy”, “Edible Arrangements”, “Bath & Body Works”, and “Sephora” just to name a few big brands.

So if you’re that type of guy who gets a thrill out of going gift shopping, then, this is definitely not the place for you. But if you’re that guy who can’t stand the frustration of shopping for your lady because you have no clue what women want, then run, don’t walk to the HolidayPatrol.com. Don’t worry; they’ve got your back, they allow you to place orders up to a year in advance. That gives you more of a reason to do what makes sense and take advantage of the Holiday Patrol.